���A maddeningly terse blast of skullshredding noise, You're All Lame Fucks is one of two extremely limited lathe cut records that were recently released by the harsh noise label Breaching Static run by Boar's Alex Nowacki. Boar's Lame Fucks is a snotty, unsubtle blast of confrontational electronic noise that's much more chaotic than the other, more HNW-focused recordings I've stocked from this Midwestern artist. Cut on a clear unlabeled piece of polycarbonate, this features two extremely brief tracks, "There Is No Escape From Yourself" and "Failing, But Who Cares", each one a mere minute long blast of hateful, garbled cut-up noise, filled wildly fluctuating feedback that squeals chaotically across a bed of putrid static, interspersed with weirdly horrific bass-drops and squeaking mechanical noises, bits of juddering anti-rhythmic throb and bursts of monstrous howling skree. Bein' a five inch record and all, this little outrage is over almost before you know it, rolling around in a mess of self-loathing and abject hatred for two minutes and then poof, it's gone...