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ANAL CUNT  Everyone Should Be Killed  CD   (Earache)   12.98
Everyone Should Be Killed IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR ORDER

For more than twenty years, Anal Cunt has prided itself on being the self-described "worst band in the world" and offending anyone and everyone that they possibly can. Like some kind of PC-baiting, ultra-confrontational musical/comedy act, these goofs have made an art form out of combining ridiculously short and noisy assaults of blurr and hardcore punk with offensive (and often hilarious) song titles, and enough transgressive subject matter to make your eyes water. It's like having the essence of all four issues of Answer Me! boiled down into twenty second blasts of tuneless improvised grindcore. You either love 'em or hate them, that's for sure, and you've got to give credit to a band that has managed to go down in history as one of the most notorious and controversial extreme music bands ever, right? Pretty crucial listening for fans of early Naked City and Boredoms, too, since AxCx was one of the few other bands of that era to blast through the conventions of extreme music to the same degree that those bands did. Anyways, we've stocked four of their Earache albums for the first time here at Crucial Blast, so now's a perfect opportunity for grind/noise/improv freaks to add these to their collection.

The first full length slab of ultra-offensive song titles, hateful lyrics and brutal blasting grindnoise from Boston's infamous scumlords, 1994's Everyone Should Be Killed introduced a whole new audience to Anal Cunt's over-the-top comedic hate-filled blurrcore by way of new label Earache Records. The album is really raw and grungy sounding compared to later releases, and their sound was still pretty much the same chaotic, formless grindnoise of their early EPs (albeit quite a bit heavier), but this cruddy recording works in their favor; the micro-bursts of frenzied screaming, random vocal noises, tuneless blasts of distortion and improvised grindcore blast out of the speakers in a nuclear wave of filth, even though all of this sounds like it could have been recorded inside of a large oil drum. There's the notorious cover of EMF's "Unbelievable", and the ridiculous "Eddy Grant" (Eddy Grant cover)", some kind of homage to Boston SXE warriors Slapshot ("Choke Edge"), and what could be Anal Cunt's slowest and longest song ever, the crawling five and a half minutes of doom metal misery of "Song #5". And, of course, there are plenty of riotous song titles: "I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache", "I'm Wicked Underground", "Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers", "When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins", "Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid", "Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan". A noisecore classic!


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